Proof That There Is No Benevolent God

I've found definitive proof that there is no kindly, benevolent God and absolute proof in my Lord and Master, Satan. Are you ready? Are you sitting down? It's pretty terrifying: you should prepare yourself. Make sure no impressionable children are in the room.

Okay, here goes. It's kittywigs.com, and it's definitely a sign of the apocalypse. Here's just an inkling of the horror you will encounter if you are brave enough to click the link:




















By the way, this poor animal's name is "Chicken." So, for all you stubborn believers, clearly the time has come for you to give up and worship Satan. Show your support by voting Huckabee in New Hampshire.