SANTA CRUCIFIED!!

You know it's going to be a good day for devil-worship when you wake up, look at the news and see that Santa has been crucified.

It's supposed to be some sort of protest against the commercialization of Christmas (the guy's Xmas cards say, "Santa died for your MasterCard") but it's the (evil) spirit of the thing that just tickles me so much.

So, I decided to do a little experiment: I Googled "santa crucified." First of all, when I began typing in Firefox's toolbar's Google search, I was presented with the option "santa crucified" by the time I got to "santa cr." My computer knows me so well. Anyway, I came up with 537 hits. When I removed the quotation marks, I got over 400,000 hits. So I thought I would share the Satanic joy of Christmas with the rest of you.

Here's a guy who crucified Santa, again using the excuse of a high-minded protest against commercialism:

Artist Jimmy Wright (how many great artists are named "Jimmy" or "Billy"?) says:

I don't know how it came into my mind but I thought I'm going to take Santa Claus and I'm going to crucify him.

I think we all know how it came into his mind, don't we? And his neighbors see it too:

I think it's an evil way. Kids see things like that and children — they see that on the front page — I think that's terrible.

Well put, anonymous, semi-coherent woman.

Finally, I'd like to leave you with an image that can't fail to give all good Satanists the warm-fuzzies during this holiday season: